Well it is official... I am a cue ball and have been for about 4 weeks. To celebrate my new look here are the top 5 reasons why bald is beautiful (OK I know it is supposed to be the top ten, but I wasn't creative enough)
5. I don't need to buy and hair products what so ever. A little bar soap and I am good. Think of the Savings!
4. No hair in the drains. I can't tell you how happy that makes Shane.
3. I can get ready for the day faster that a speeding bullet. I have even made it to Church on time and in a "non-rushed" good mood.
2. I am streamlined in the water. Watch out Michael Phelps I could totally win. (Maybe not... but I heard his grandma swims)
And the number 1 reason "Bald is beautiful"....
1. It opens up so many more options for Halloween.. Uncle Fester, Kojak, a bowling ball.
